Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Dear Parking Lot Snacker,

The bones left scattered all around my car in the parking lot today... they are chicken bones, right? (I'd like to make that assumption, but I watch WAY too much TV for that.)

Someone should really introduce you to a sandwich. Easy to eat with no leftover parts. It's the perfect meal for a snacker on-the-go! Another option you may consider is boneless chicken wings - a modern marvel.

I think the main thing to remember here is that whatever you eat, throw your trash around your own car, you littering #*%&#!!!!

Watching you,

Lesley