Dear Strange Woman who changed clothes in the middle of the gym today,

I'm not sure where you're from, but in this - and most every other - country, getting naked in a public place isn't exactly socially acceptable. They have special rooms specifically designed for changing clothes in... they're called "Changing Rooms". (I can totally show you where they are.)

Until then, let me take this opportunity to clear a couple of things up... first of all, I wasn't staring at you. The shock of seeing you whip your pants off must have temporarily paralyzed me, because as hard as I was trying to look away - I just couldn't. Secondly, those other women who acted like they didn't care... they were lying. Really.

Whew! I'm glad I got that off my chest.

Hoping never to see your skivvies again,

Lesley