Dear Parking Lot Snacker,

The bones left scattered all around my car in the parking lot today... they are chicken bones, right? (I'd like to make that assumption, but I watch WAY too much TV for that.)

Someone should really introduce you to a sandwich. Easy to eat with no leftover parts. It's the perfect meal for a snacker on-the-go! Another option you may consider is boneless chicken wings - a modern marvel.

I think the main thing to remember here is that whatever you eat, throw your trash around your own car, you littering #*%&#!!!!

Watching you,

Lesley