Dear Irish Boss,

Dear Irish Boss,

I've been thinking it over, and you're right. Shirking responsibility for all of your mistakes onto me is a great idea. I mean sure, you have to lie a little. And ok, I sit three feet away from you all day shooting death at you with my eyes. But just look at what you get in return: You get to sit in ease, sipping coffee, losing things, dissing America and being generally rude while I do all the work and clean up behind you. Come to think of it, you are a genius! I wish I had thought of it first. I obviously have much to learn of your Leprechaun ways.

Counting the days until I no longer work for you,

Lesley